earthdad:

so i applied for my first job today

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bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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"What good are insights? They only make things worse."
— Raymond Carver (via feellng)
necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333
necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333
necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333
necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333